Dear woman who left a note on my car,
Sorry I drove by your late-teens aged daughter who was walking in the middle of the parking-lot street and wouldn’t move out of the way. Maybe you should teach your child to not walk in the middle of the road, instead of getting angry at me, she is certainly old enough to know better. I’ve never been in one car accident in my life (knock on wood), passed my drivers exam with flying colors, and have been driving for four years. Get over yourself, and next time come talk to me instead of putting a note on my windshield.
Have a good day,
I know that when I’m upset all I need to do is turn on Fox News and watch it for a bit. I’ll get some chuckles easily.